October Jones has a dog. His dog thinks he’s Batdog. Batdog knows how to text. And the results are absolutely hilarious. The “text from dog” conversations they have show exactly the kinds of exchanges a human would have with his dog if his dog could text! Here are just a few of our favorites:

Why dogs are afraid of fireworks

The age-long rivalry of dog vs. postman

The lost-in-translation barrier between humans and dogs when it comes to humor

These few posts are just samples of what you can find on their Tumblr account. We have to learn how to do this!

Photo: http://textfromdog.tumblr.com/